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 Flavor text extravaganze 
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Jeffjg18 wrote:
Thanks for starting this thread Aaron. It is alot of fun trying to match the flavor text witht the card. Now here are some fun ones:

two are common, one uncommon
have red in their casting cost
and the symbol resembles Humpty Dumpty after he fell down

"Nothing comes between me and my Didgeridoos"

"I got your milk right here!"

"Mon.-Fri. 9:00a.m.-8:00p.m. Pacific (206) 624-0933"

Good Luck!!
Jeff

Just off the top of my head, I'd have to say Hurloon Wrangler, Mad Cow and Wizards of the Coast Customer Service.


Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:17 am
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Gaahhh!!! Beaten to the Unglued answers!!!

And as much as I'd like to take credit for starting this great thread, all of the credit must go to our Kansai friend, David.

Good job man! This is fun!


Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:19 am
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Probably tooo easy for the likes of you guys. Try these ones:

Artifact, Uncommon, Funny expansion
"At last Urza`s pwers were focused through the incredible artifact. "Who wants pancakes?" he asked."

Black, Rare, same expansion
"It was big. Really, really big. No, bigger than that. Even bigger. Keep going. More. No, more. Look, we we`re talking krakens and dreadnoughts for jewelry. It was big!" Arna Kennerud, skynight

Blue, Super rare, signed in Yokohama 2005 by the man
"And yea he doth spake: Let there be Magic"

Good luck,
Jeff


Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:35 pm
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I don't know the first one, but the 2nd is B.F.M. for sure and the last one I think is Richard Garfield, Ph.D., but I really don't know. I rarely look at the unglued/unhinged cards. shrugs.


Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:40 pm
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The first one is Spatula of the Ages. I LOLed so hard when I first saw that.


Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:34 pm
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And here I present the flavor text for the only Unhinged/Unglued card that I am actually looking to put in the cube:

"Ooh... shiny!"

I don't have one... YET.


Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:36 pm
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Is that Super Secret Tech? It would fit I guess... should've told me earlier, I got one in our Unhinged draft and had it for ages before I managed to sell it :(

Another epic quote:

"Battle doesn't need a purpose; the battle is its own purpose. You don't ask why a plague spreads or a field burns. Don't ask why I fight."

A: iconic
B: see you again soon!
C: art is poo


Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:14 am
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Its not the red kamahl, is it? Sounds like something he would say.


Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:54 am
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Come on guys!

That is BLACK KNIGHT!

And yep! you got super secret tech Vaso!

Darn, I should have thought of it sooner, but in its early stages the cube had no foils... so SST... not so good akshually.


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Hi all,
a few more quotes from the sillier side of Magic:

all from the expansion that looks like shoes worn by horses
first two are white, next two are black
one is an enchant creature, one is a sorcery, two are creatures

" Suck on it Stangg!" -Sol`kanar the Swamp King

"In the future, she may be a distinguished leader, a great scholar, or a decorated hero. These days all she does is wet the bed"

"Ever the warrior, Glissa responded with a "wedgie from beyond Uranus""

"He wanders the land in search of Good ***."

Good Luck,
Jeff


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